Circle of beer

I was nursen a wicked hang over today, all day. My older brother was totally eggin me on, dude. Calling me a pansy, a wus and I couldn't hold my liqour. He is certifiably deobolical. Woah, sometimes that sophomore honors english class really shows!
Anyways, I'm not gonna fall for that shit again, I swear. I did get a killer song out of it, check it-

My head hurts bad, makes me sad
I had so much beer with you last night!
Now I'm here alone, with the porcelian thrown
I've gone down without a fight.

Stupid brother, YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stupid brother, YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stupid brother! Wait till you GET YOURS!

I may be younger, but I'm funner
and you know that I am right!
I'm callin' mother, mean ol brother
she's gonna crush you with her might!

Stupid brother, YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's as far as my ADD has allowed me to write so far. I could totally repeat those verses over and over again if I wanted, but I think a third verse is in order. I'm smellin' airtime, dawg.

CHUck's a dumb ass

Seriously, dudes. Chuck totally deviated from the game plan and that was to blog TOGETHER. It was a rocking post too, so I copied it from his new blog to post to the ROCK MONKEY blog.
Rock on!

Friday, January 25, 2008

What Up G? or H or I or J or K or L or M or N or O or R or S or T or U or V or W or x or Y or Z? (+ those earlier letters too)
Hey Byatches!! That was webdings for "Hey Byatches" Well I'm really glad your reading the Rock Monkey Blog because it will change your life, just ask KEvin. We are here on this planet to express the core of what it means to be a monkey with rock in its soul. Have you ever wondered what that is like? I bet you have. Allow me to describe it for you. It's like when you hear...RATT for the first time and you just wish they would get a little more primal. And that's where the monkey comes in. Whoa,... I just blew my own mind. Back to you KEv.
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Lindsay Lohan is HOT.

I don't care how much every one thinks Lindsay Lohan's a joke. Doesn't make her any less hot. She is a total babe. I think the fact that she always wears leggings is HARD CORE. She is a rock star all the way. I love Lindsay so much, if she was to put her autograph on my body, I'd go get it tatooed on there as proof of my eternal love of Her Hotness.